February 2012
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
Yea Mom, I am.
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
Como eu seria em algumas profissões:
Cuidador de cães:
Modelo:
Policial:
Ginasta:
Motorista:
Adestrador:
Dançarino de break:
Assaltante:
If I'm ever a teacher
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
OMG YES
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
Meus professores me ensinaram a pensar no futuro....
Opening up your test and you see the first...
Watch
Cat Gives 0 F*cks
“When you think you’ll be forever alone because no guy has ever had a real crush...”
Heterosexual men doing heterosexual things.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
When I go to bed after watching a scary movie →
As a child:
Today: